The Metanerd
I just burnt my tongue with my lunch.
It was completely necessary to tell Tumblr this.
Eat Of The Moment: ROASTED BALSAMIC CAULIFLOWER AND POTATOES
Um, YES PLEASE. Making this TONIGHT.
My not so secret guilty pleasure: No one else can sing the super sappy stuff like John Legend. If it’s anyone else, I’d roll my eyes, but he just manages to make me melt.
Mmmmm
So meta.
“I’m over these.”
No, but really.
Li Shang FTW. And no, not just because I’m Asian. He clearly was a feminist ally.
Kogod Courtyard, one of my favorite places in DC
Even pimps love a good chart
Hubble telescope, National Air and Space Museum
You know who social media experts are?
Social media experts are individuals who have high levels of self-control. They are the people who can spend all day on social media without wasting hours surfing their own personal circle of profiles. They’re the ones who see that Sally from middle school posted pictures of her new dog but refrain from clicking on the photo album. Instead, Sally marches on and gets all of her work done.
To Sally and other social media experts, I salute you.
The Tens Social Shopping offering 100% off large pepperoni pizza in alley off Mission and Duboce. Limited supplies. This Deal is ON.
I can just imagine the poor drunk bloke that picked up this pizza on his way home, got scared by some homeless guy pissing onto the open sidewalk and running for his life lest he be contaminated with said pee, all while dropping his uneaten pizza.
That was one really long sentence. A shorter explanation was that the pizza wasn’t delicious.
It’s Caturday!
‘My First Hardcore Song’ by 8yr old Juliet
I always say I don’t want a daughter, but if it happens, I hope my future daughter is as awesome as this.
I may be 15 too late, but the internet is full of shenanigans.
And that’s ok.
Saw this. Fo’ free.
Seeing Marilyn Monroe herself on the big screen is better than watching Michelle Williams act the actress, even if that’s so meta.
