February 2010
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January 2010
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Domestic Violence weekend class
Sunday, day 2.
There aren’t any good quotes from my professor today. We had really funny guest speaker, but no quality Prof. Viano quotes.
Two more hours of class, then studying in library until chapter. Then going home to write two short papers. These next two days are going to be BANANAS. On Monday evening, the bananas part is going to be literal.
“Love is a negligee”
– my professor
With the right accent, negotiation can sound like negligee. I don’t know about you, but if someone bought me a negligee, I’d say that was love right there.
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“Let’s see how this goes; a touchy-feely [group] exercise”
– my professor
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“Can someone turn on the lights so I can see what I’m doing?”
– my professor
“If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to...”
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via first-lines)
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“I’m sure most of you are no longer virgins. I don’t know who in the...”
– my professor
Sketchy Santas →
Did anyone else on "dates" with their father as a...
sade:
I remember when I was little, my dad used to pick me up from swimming lessons or pottery lessons (raised by yuppies, what can I say) and I’d put on my fancy dress my mom packed for me and my special little mary janes. We’d go to an expensive restaurant or the movies, just the two of us. Then I hit 12. And uh, well that was a dark time for father-daughter relationships. But anyway, I loved...
In the past five minutes, I have decided to follow CNN, CNN breaking news, CNN political ticker, White House, Joe Lieberman, and Chuck Lidell on Twitter.
Which one does not belong?
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I think I'm the only one that finds these... →
A man rises from the dead!! →
I wish I could pull off only eating Chipotle as a... →
HuffPost State Of The Union Drinking Game 2010 →
jessicachu:
NOTE: The Huffington Post in no way encourages binge drinking… except Jessica Chu does.
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Praying that Professor Johnson doesn't call on me.
Yes, he’s a great man, an authority in the field, etc. But it’s also been an easy class (with hard grading to be sure) and so I stray onto Tumblr. I haven’t checked Tumblr in days and I’m not ready for someone to snap me out of it.
State of the Union drinking games tonight, anyone?
Top 10 Famous Last Words and Quotes
lickystickypickyme:
Mozart (1756-1791) “The taste of death is upon my lips. I feel something that is not of this earth.”
Steve Irwin (1962-2006) “Don’t worry, they usually don’t swim backwards.”
Amelia Earhart (1897-1937) “KHAQQ calling Itasca. We must be on you but cannot see you. Gas is running low. We are on the line 157-337. We will repeat this message. We will repeat this on 6210...
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Last sorority recruitment ever.
It’s all kind of bittersweet. I’m glad that it was the last time I had to go sleep deprived and get behind in school during the first week of classes. I’m also not going to miss the bitchier moments of it all. But ultimately, recruitment is not only about getting new sorority sisters, it is also about serious bonding time with the girls that are already a part of the sorority.
I...
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WTF?!
I don’t log in for a couple of days and the entire Tumblr layout is different now? I don’t know how to work this! Help?
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(609): i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Now this is something I would do/say/text.
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(501): instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his “straight’ fraternity brothers number… pike house will be interesting tonight
Sounds like something out of AU greek life. A girl can dream? Ha.
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Matthew 7:7
fishforpeople:
Keep on asking, and you will receive what you ask for. Keep on seeking, and you will find. Keep on knocking, and the door will be opened to you.
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(716): I’d call her a cunt, but she dooesn’t seem to have the depth or warmth
Vulgar, but witty, I dare say.
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(570): Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice
Good tip, if this had happened to me, I would’ve never thought twice about the balance. I don’t know whether this says I’m oblivious and dumb or whether I’m too much of the broke college kid for you to judge me...
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Tuesday night class til 10:40 is going to suck...
I wish it was appropriate to skip just this first week. What was I thinking?!
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(303): i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I need to know who this is. She has stolen my identity and changed the area code of my cell phone number.
“Oh my god. I’m shot shit mcgot! I need a bed and a slutty Vegas girl.”
– Rob, after 30+ hours partying for NYE
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