The Tens Social Shopping offering 100% off large pepperoni pizza in alley off Mission and Duboce. Limited supplies. This Deal is ON.
I can just imagine the poor drunk bloke that picked up this pizza on his way home, got scared by some homeless guy pissing onto the open sidewalk and running for his life lest he be contaminated with said pee, all while dropping his uneaten pizza.
That was one really long sentence. A shorter explanation was that the pizza wasn’t delicious.