The Metanerd
Everything posted on this blog is my personal opinion.
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My ex-colleague and friend Paul (aka DJ DYNOBOT) is probably going to kill me for posting this up, but I just can’t help it. This is too rich. But he posted it to his blog and anything you put up on the internet is fair game, right? Right.
According to DJ DYNOBOT:
About two or three years ago I came to a party at my friends condo early with some whiskey, my macbook pro, and an idea. In the middle of the party I disappeared for about 45 minutes, and when I rejoined the party, I had written recorded and mastered a song about snuggles, all while drunk.
This is that masterpiece.
And for extra credit, here’s the larger album art. I straight lifted (but credited!) his blog post to shove this in your face further.
I can’t believe I know these fools. I couldn’t stop cracking up every time they showed either Willis or Josh names and underneath it, it said, “BEST FRIENDS.”
For my New Jersey-ites. No, but really though, NJ isn’t all that bad.
This was me. FOREVER ALONE.
‘My First Hardcore Song’ by 8yr old Juliet
I always say I don’t want a daughter, but if it happens, I hope my future daughter is as awesome as this.
(via roguebicycles via marrypotter: ‘Chronic Bitchface’ by Kris Atomic)
This nerd is celebrating IDGAF Thursday because she participated in SpaWorld Wednesday… and now nothing can stop me at work.
You must go if you ever get the chance.
This has got to be the best one - at least the one that most people will understand. Ok, I’ll stop queuing these up now. Thanks be to the insane feminist nut who created this tumblr. Might be better than “Kim Jong Il Looking At Things.”
Currently reading: When You Are Engulfed In Flames by David Sedaris.
I finally finished reading The Jungle and decided to move on to a lighter read. This was stolen off my best friend’s bookshelf before she could get the chance to donate it to Goodwill.
I’m halfway through the book in one evening and it wasn’t until this point that I remembered that David Sedaris’ sister is Amy Sedaris. David Sedaris’ writing style and humor got me so hooked from the first sentence that I didn’t even remember the connection between the siblings. I’m a huge fan of Strangers With Candy, prompting me to place Amy’s brother on my reading list in the first place.
Are his other essay collections even better than Flames?
- Jill: maybe i'll become a dog walker. i wonder if i could just put myself out there like that dog walker.
- Me: HAHA you say it like you're prostituting yourself
- Jill: u know what, im going to do it. it'll even be good exercise for me
- Jill: im now picturing myself being dragged down massachusetts avenue by a st. bernard....maybe not so good of an idea
- Me: i think you should do it
- Jill: be dragged down massachusetts bye a st. bernard?
- Me: yea! you get paid and its better than prostituting yourself.
